Original Airdate: June 21, 2012
THE MYSTERIOUS, RAMBUNCTIOUS MYSTERY
"Rambunctious" Walter Zenon vs. Mystery Opponent
NEW-COMERS ARE COMING. AND THEY ARE NEW! (AT LEAST TO SDW)
Estramir Mastern vs. Mick E. Spade
TOURNAMENT:
HOLY SHIT THIS IS GONNA BE BIG (AND I MEAN FUCKING HUGE)
Groudon vs. Mighty Inferno
ALL I NEED IS MY WAIFU, MY VIDYA, AND MY LUCHA LIBRE FLIPPY SHIT (RESPOND, POR FAVOR)
El Santo De Espana vs. Trent Cannon
CANADIAN YARDTARDING (BACKYARD WRESTLIN, EH?)
Jiro Kurotsu vs. Fatty McYardtard
IT'S ALWAYS BEEN A FANTASY OF MINE (TO WRESTLE A DETECTIVE)
Jack Quinnstreet vs. Lotus Dragon
Winners will advance and face each other until there is only one.