TWIN PICKLE :
Pickle Eater Walk With Me
Night One
MAIN EVENT GRUDGE MATCH:
Zebadiah Thurston vs Reverend D-Von
Everyone remembers what happened at ENTER REAPER ZONE right? Zeb and D-Von were supposed to have a singles match but then Zeb had that purple squid looking guy come out and then D-Von evened the odds by bringing out The Son of God and it became a tag match? And then even though The Son of God pinned Zeb, he turned on D-Von? Well D-Von has been beside himself since this all happens and I guess he blames Zeb or something. And I guess Zeb wants to redeem himself. I dunno it's the night one main event though because I guess it's our biggest feud by proxy of being basically the only one we have.
BEST OF THE BIG BOYS :
Black Skull© vs BONE-IDOL
Speaking of ENTER REAPER ZONE, a certain someone happened to start their champion's journey at that show. Black Skull defeated longtime rival Trevor Edwards and since then has been pretty darn dominate. But Black Skull isn't the only skeleton on the block, BONE-IDOL has burst on the AES scene and quickly become a fan favorite. It's bone on bone in possibly the boniest bought in Crunchy Pickle history.
GREATEST WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP :
Arcade Legend A.S.S.© vs Rainbow Mika
Damn Rainbow Mika where you been? You used to be around and shit where tf you go? Well welcome back to the AES, allow us to serve you a steaming plate of A.S.S. That's right baby, we're talking about the Arcade Legend. Since winning the championship A.S.S. has been quickly racking up victory after victory and showing exactly why they're the Greatest Women's Champion of AES. I bet Mika will be looking fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.
CHAMPIONS ROYAL :
Eight Former World Champions
Over ten individuals (11) have held the CPWGP World Championship, which is more than you can say for most championships around these parts so that's got to count for something right? Right? Highly sought after. Every little kid watching AES on their 16" TVs dream of growing up to be Crunchy Pickle Champion. And last year we had a good number of those title changes. Well unfortunately, we just down have time for all these rematches. So whoever wins this gets a World Title match, and as for everyone else? Our bad.
A REGULAR OL' SINGLES MATCH :
Rick Trent vs ASSHOLE Oak
It wouldn't be the most two-night event in Crunchy Pickle history without a hastily thrown together standard singles match, right? And hey this one makes sense, doesn't it? Remember how Rick Trent and ASSHOLE Oak were both in that Quarantine Chamber match at NEWD? And then the Oak pinned Rick? And then the next night there was a five-way match between all of #TOPGUYSdeJAPON? And then ASSHOLE Oak interfered and cost Rick the match? And how because Rick is leaving this could've been their last opportunity to be a World Champion? Well if not you should be all caught up.